I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
soo... how was my night?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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