we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
