just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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