So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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