I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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