Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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