Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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