I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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