I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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