this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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