i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
