I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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