similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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