even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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