If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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