I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
