Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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