your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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