Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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