I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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