whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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