I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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