The maid of honor just puked.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Randomize
