There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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