I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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