if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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