sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
