I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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