im six kinds of drunk right now
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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