Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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