she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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