I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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