no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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