Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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