My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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