Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
