you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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