evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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