My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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