everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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