a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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