You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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