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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
porn star boner night. come get it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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