fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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