Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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