I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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