he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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