I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i think i have two assholes
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
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