No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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