dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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