Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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