Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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