doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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