I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
