i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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