I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize
