They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Terrible idea I love it
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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