My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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